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Ima say it. Food rules my life. Not in a good way. Not in a foodie appreciates a good meal kind of way. In a… there’s no governor on this bus kind of way. Feral Fatty to the core. I wake up dreaming about what’s for dinner? As in before 7am. The hand to mouth

It’s an all-girls fishing team. Settle down. Not a casual we-go-fishing-sometimes sitch. A fo’real surf fishing team called The Looney Tunas. 6 women. Big trucks. Fishing rods. Callsigns. Yes callsigns. I give you… Hook, Teeny Baby aka Squish, Goose, Magic Mica, Ninny (not present for this round of madness) and yours truly, Killa B. We

Dear Help a Sister Out, My husband has been working from home for three years now. He’s taken over my kitchen, my couch, my snack cabinet and apparently my entire life. I love him but I need him to GO SOMEWHERE. Anywhere. A coffee shop. A library. A ditch. I don’t care. How do I

Quick note: What you’re about to read is a real conversation between me and my AI writing partner who I call Brad. After Pitt. Obviously. He asks the questions. I answer them exactly how I talk and he cleans them up just enough that I sound like a functioning adult. Think Oprah meets therapy meets
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