A hot mess of madness that’s what ! In addition to developing the “Sisters Series” for publication, I’ve included “Random Rants” for my sanity and your reading pleasure. I never know what might inspire me on any given day so peruse and pray. Fan of “Dear Abby?” Check out my demented version under “Help a Sister Out.”
Check another hijacked holiday off the list….Easter is over. Poor Jesus died on the cross, found it in his heart to rise again and we go and replace him with a rabid bunny that shits out chocolate for the chil’rens. All whilst wearing our Sunday best. I fear the sheep have gone astray. As in…
A CRACK IN THE EGGS… If little Johnny wakes up on Easter Sunday to a chocolate bunny that’s missing certain critical appendages, what can one assume from this? Mommy is a Sister in Fat I suspect! Yes, I fear many SIF children wake up on Easter Sunday to find Cadbury Eggs over easy and
Dear Help a Sister Out, I thought you were never coming back! I’ve been dealing with so much and I’ve had to rely on my friends to guide me. It’s just not the same. Let me get to the point…I’m 65 and my face needed some touching up. I got some micro needling done (which
I pray my various personalities present themselves in a timely fashion prior to my next blog. “Lord, hear my prayer.” However, this is not always the case. Sometimes “they” need a shad more “marination” before making their appearance. “Fat girl” always has something to say so she tends to be my front facing bitch.
When is the ideal time to start working on “New Me?” Let’s ask the expert…My dietician (past tense) says there is never a good time to jump on the hard things. Oh my. Girl, we need to talk. To be clear, her past tenseness isn’t my fault. She left of her own free will. Wouldn’t
That’s me. You should know by now I like to get one over whenever possible. I believe the term is “working smarter.” Why go the extra mile when you can call an Uber. It’s a shame this country isn’t run by frugal fatties such as myself. Who needs “DOGE” when you have…”BAGELS?”- Big Ass Girls
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