A hot mess of madness that’s what ! In addition to developing the “Sisters Series” for publication, I’ve included “Random Rants” for my sanity and your reading pleasure. I never know what might inspire me on any given day so peruse and pray. Fan of “Dear Abby?” Check out my demented version under “Help a Sister Out.”
I pray my various personalities present themselves in a timely fashion prior to my next blog. “Lord, hear my prayer.” However, this is not always the case. Sometimes “they” need a shad more “marination” before making their appearance. “Fat girl” always has something to say so she tends to be my front facing bitch.
When is the ideal time to start working on “New Me?” Let’s ask the expert…My dietician (past tense) says there is never a good time to jump on the hard things. Oh my. Girl, we need to talk. To be clear, her past tenseness isn’t my fault. She left of her own free will. Wouldn’t
That’s me. You should know by now I like to get one over whenever possible. I believe the term is “working smarter.” Why go the extra mile when you can call an Uber. It’s a shame this country isn’t run by frugal fatties such as myself. Who needs “DOGE” when you have…”BAGELS?”- Big Ass Girls
True story. Actually, I can conjure my inner a-hole as needed. I try to save “him” for the weekend but certain occasions call for a little sphincterish sphinchtering. Yes, my inner a-hole is a man. Women have enough to do without assholing. Why do we save “everything” for the weekend? I can’t be sure. Aren’t
If I asked how many of you check Facebook on the reg, you would surely blow up my website. While it could use some activity…I aint lookin for that kinda action mmmmkkkay. I’m not suggesting I’m not guilty of said crime but it’s way more fun to take you down. So what is the harm
Dearest Gentle Reader, Sorry wrong blog (IYKYK). I’m all caught up on Bridgerton and in a bit of a panic that I have to wait 10 years for the next season. I’m menopausal. My memory has a 6 month shelf life…best case. What’s with all the waiting for the shows I love? Get crackin’ already
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