SIF Dictionary

FSL: Fat as second language

Disclaimer: When writing “Sisters in Fat,”  I often speak in my native tongue “Fatugese.”  

Since Rosetta Stone hasn’t caught up with me…I give you the cryptic guide to translating your “Inner Fatty.” 

Your Welcome. 

Again random order for now….

  1. FGLH: Fat Girl Lunch Hour: Loosely Translated…High Noon!
  2. Fatsplanation: Any explanation for SIF behavior.
  3. SIF: Sister in Fat…for when we go “dark.”
  4. BIF: Brother in Fat. They are rare…but they do exist.
  5. New Me Monday: EVERY Monday.
  6. Fat Girl Friday: EVERY Friday…diet over!
  7. Dr. NOW: Dr. to the SIF…”My 600lb Life.”
  8. Fuck: Noun, Adjective & Verb. Sorry not sorry..
  9. Lil’ Debbie: A true SIF Hero. Cheap & Delish.
  10. Big Deborah: Product of too much number “9”.
  11. Inner Fatty: Listen to the voice. She owns you.
  12. BMI: Bullshit Medical Index
  13. Skinnegars: Couple that swallows vinegar to combat fat.
  14. 1/4 Pounders:  Don’t eat enough crowd.
  15. Original Sisters in Fat: My Mother….Morditia. 
  16. Fat Back: Your back…own it.
  17. Number 2: Combo… poop. Depends.
  18. Fatkins: Atkins Diet.
  19. Queen Fatty: Yours truly.
  20. Forever 2x: Favorite Store.
  21. Mercedes/Jiffy Lube: Puss/Gyno
  22. Fat Train: Acceptable mode of “transportation” for the SIF.
  23. Fatxpert: Expert in all things Fat.
  24. SIF Rule #6754: Always check the to go bag before pulling away.
  25. Waitress Stalking: Stalking food from kitchen to table.
  26. Food Aggressive: Uncontrolled Caloric Excitement. Can be violent.
  27. Fitness Protection Program: Protecting SIF 24/7.
  28. FFL: Fatty for Life. It’s an exclusive club of sorts. 
  29. Fat Tanget: An oversized Rant.
  30. Frugal Fatty: Budget conscience SIF.
  31. Fatetiquette: Proper SIF Behavoir.
  32. EOF: Equal Opportunity Fatty.
  33. SIF Rule #3425: Clean your Plate.
  34. SIF Rule #4321: SIF ride or die picks the graze.
  35. Fadigits: A nasty 6 letter word for “weight.”
  36. Fatdar: SIF Radar.
  37. Fatbotage: SIF sabotage.
  38. Fatbits: Tidbits of fat.
  39. FATsting: Going long periods with no food.
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