Busted!

I have it on good authority that the infamous Skinegars read my Blog yesterday! OMG! The skinny ones wasted no time finding the fatty blog spot! In light of this new development, I offer the Skinegars these words:

Dear Mr. & Mrs. Skinegar,
Thank you for visiting my site. I’m sure you are appalled at the not so fat free conversation. I must tell you that the vinegar is clearly working for you. You are thin and hot. Something I can only….yeah whatever…I’m hot…just not thin. Anyway, I hope you enjoyed the your rock star status here at the SIF blogspot. I can’t tell you that I’ll be doing vinegar shots anytime soon but I will be staring at Mr. Skinegar because he’s bone hot. Sorry.
SIF

I’m going on vacation for a week so that means you’ll have to find some other fatty to entertain you for a week. I’ll be too busy finding material to keep you entertained. Yes, that means eating. I thought for fun I would go on a tirade of sorts. Here goes:

* I do spellcheck on my blog every day yet I find misspellings upon re-reads. Disturbing.
*I just ate (2) 100 calorie packs of cookies. Portion control? I fear not.
* I washed that down with (2) beers. Light of course.
* Is beers a word or is it like fish?
* I still can’t figure out how to subscribe to my own blog.
* I have 2 dogs that eat, sleep and fart. Disturbing.
* My dogs get more action than I do. Should be illegal.
* Bags of garbage are only visible to women apparently. Interesting.
* I’ve gained 10 lbs but where the same size. Ironic.
* I”m on Weight Watchers yet they haven’t heard from me since I signed up. I’m on a break.

Ok….until we meet again, stay fat and proud.
Your SIF