Tuesday, February 14, 2012
The following is a text exchange between the original Sister in Fat (My Mother) and myself.
*Background info- today is her wedding anniversary…that would be her fake wedding anniversary twice over… forced at the hands of the moral police we shall call “me”* Proceed….
Me: Happy Anniversary Mother
Mother: Thank you
Me: I hope Dad gets lucky
Mother: Real nice. What about me?
Me: I assume this would provide some enjoyment for you as well.
Mother: You need to get a boyfriend
Me: Nice
Mother: I hope he doesn’t require batteries
Me: Stop reading my blog
So…with that, I wish all the SIF Happy Valentines! Eat lots of chocolate and screw after dark. Fat rolls look better after sunset. Love.