Sunday, August 3, 2008 When I last left you, I was running from the feral beer ticket agent while observing my hometowns finest. As much

Tuesday, July 29, 2008 I’m sure you are all wondering what happened to my fat ass, right? Well never fear I’m still here. I’ve been

Friday, July 25, 2008 Before we go back to Mayberry, I need to elaborate on a few details from yesterdays blog. Some of you were

Thursday, July 24, 2008 Now that you are up to speed on my traumatic childhood, I can get to the vacation details. So it’s Saturday

Sunday, June 29, 2008 The title would imply someone with strength who chooses to save the world on their day off. Let me make one

Monday, June 30, 2008 If you have ever wondered just how food obsessed one person can truly be, today’s rant will surely bring it home.

Tuesday, July 1, 2008 Today I’ve decided to rage war on my scales. They are secretly plotting against me. Yes folks it’s time for the

Saturday, July 5, 2008 Not only will that be the title of my first feature film, it also describes my 4th of July. Before you

Tuesday, July 8, 2008 Helps everything apparently! My worst nightmare confirmed…the skinny girls are douching their fat away! Allow me to splain…So there I was

Wednesday, July 9, 2008 Quick follow-up note on Skinegar…I saw her running on my way to work this morning and she was sporting some nice