Monday, January 13, 2020 In my attempt to be a more well-rounded fatty (bcs apparently I’m not…well… round enough), I practically killed myself in the

Saturday, August 17, 2019 Big girl is back. Fat, miserable and extra bitchy. I can’t imagine why I’m still single. I’ve been frozen like some

Wednesday, June 18, 2014 Repost! I’m on a diet (Pause for shock factor). A SIF once told me, “You have to be hungry to lose

Thursday, May 8, 2014 And by no means am I speaking of the aforementioned diet. I have since broken up with dieting. Or perhaps it

Monday, April 21, 2014 I’m 2 weeks into a life sentence. “New Me” would like a conjugal visit from “Old me”….post haste. I would kill

Monday, April 7, 2014 Fat Back is killing me. I need to be mobile in a way that doesn’t involve driving to McDonald’s. I was

Sunday, March 30, 2014 If you think for one minute the aforementioned Fat Back incident kept me from the annual servicing of my “Mercedes,” think

Sunday, March 23, 2014 After months of lying flat on my fat back it was time to get out. After all, moving is key to

Friday, October 10, 2008 I just finished eating a Zone Bar. I’m not sure what Zone but I can’t imagine it was from the Comfort Zone as it was

Wednesday, July 2, 2008 Before I go off on my daily tangent…let me update you on two things. A. I will not be discussing the