
“World’s Fattest Man is Getting Married”
Monday, October 27, 2008 All my hopes of a soul mate gone in one headline. Yes, I am already married but that will sour as

Monday, October 27, 2008 All my hopes of a soul mate gone in one headline. Yes, I am already married but that will sour as

Saturday, October 25, 2008 Have you ever discovered something about yourself that you, oh say, just failed to notice for the last 36 years? Well

Monday, October 20, 2008 Ahhh…the change of seasons. The leaves in all of their autumn splendor, the crisp fall air, the buzz of the holidays…oh

Sunday, October 19, 2008 Saturday was a big night on the town for this SIF. My friend Leslie took me out for a belated birthday

October 2008 No, I did not have a baby. While I have in fact been accused of harboring a small child in my gut, this

Wednesday, October 15, 2008 Meeting. A dirty word. I am of course speaking of a business meeting. As a fatty, I look for “food” in

Tuesday, October 14, 2008 I’m not sure you’ll buy this statement but…I don’t like grocery shopping. It seems like a good venue for a fatty

Saturday, October 11, 2008 After escaping the “Zone” I decided to celebrate by ordering Papa Johns from the Comfort Zone…my bedroom! I feel like I’m

Wednesday, July 30, 2008 You’ll be happy to know that the militant hate leader of yesterday has put away her crown for the time being.

Saturday, June 28, 2008 So….sometimes in the heat of the moment we say or do things that may come back to bite us at a