Monday, December 19, 2011 “This can’t be my life.” I find myself saying this no less than 100x a day. I shall declare it the 2012 Single

Sunday, December 4, 2011 Yes. I said it out loud. The only diet I haven’t tried. It’s not readily available in all markets. Perhaps you are one of

Sunday, November 20, 2011 Why the fuck is everyone so crazy? Yes Mother, I opened with fuck. I’m bringing it back…it’s been too long. 1

Friday, December 2, 2011 “Never eat more than you can lift.” – Miss Piggy

Friday, November 11, 2011 Personally I consider it a crime against fatties to use bacon and diet pills in the same sentence. However, “they” combine

Saturday, October 15, 2011 How to lose an ass in 4 days… And no I’m not speaking of a man. They are more tick like

Thursday, September 22, 2011 http://omg.yahoo.com/blogs/thefamous/kirstie-alley-wants-to-be-madly-deeply-in-love/2101?nc Personally, my favorite quote from the article: “I didn’t like the way I looked, and I didn’t want to have

Sunday, September 18, 2011 I’m hot off a visit with the original SIF, my Mother. As you can imagine… she supplied me with endless material.

In case you are wondering…I am sitting in the strike zone of hurricane Irene. What does that mean for this SIF? Chocolate chip cookies, chili,

Sunday, August 21, 2011 And not this fatty. The only orders I take involve food. That being said, one of our most faithful SIF has debriefed