Sunday, July 10, 2011 Recipe for fat: Equal part thinking about food to equal part thinking of ways to keep it off your ass. Just like

Wednesday, June 15, 2011 Star date…O’ Fat 30. Try as I might to capture random fat cells and share them with you, it’s been too

Saturday, May 21, 2011 Before I go off on a fat tangent, I would be remiss in my duties if I did not acknowledge today to be the end of the world. Allegedly.

Sunday, April 24, 2011 It appears this epic tale is a biography based on my life as a summer fatty. Time for a revelation. It

Tuesday, April 5, 2011 I find it ironic my Google login for this blog is “imreadytogetfit.” I’ll leave that one alone. In addition to failed cyber

Sunday, April 3, 2011 And not of biblical proportion. So…as discussed I have been on the evil bean diet. Thus why it has taken me

Tuesday, March 8, 2011 Damn Cajuns trying to steal holidays from the SIF. Everyone knows the real meaning of Fat Tuesday. The same reason every Tuesday is Fat.

Tuesday, February 15, 2011 What is it with me and doctors? It’s a conspiracy is what it is. Not only do they insist on weighing

Tuesday, February 1, 2011 Today I did the unthinkable. No, I didn’t throw out a donut. It’s more probable I would dumpster dive for a

Tuesday, January 18, 2011 http://perezhilton.com/2011-01-18-man-shoots-friend-for-eating-his-cake-without-asking Man Shoots Friend For Eating His Cake Without Asking!Filed under: Icky Icky Poo > Wacky, Tacky & True > Legal