Tuesday, February 15, 2011 What is it with me and doctors? It’s a conspiracy is what it is. Not only do they insist on weighing

Tuesday, February 1, 2011 Today I did the unthinkable. No, I didn’t throw out a donut. It’s more probable I would dumpster dive for a

Tuesday, January 18, 2011 http://perezhilton.com/2011-01-18-man-shoots-friend-for-eating-his-cake-without-asking Man Shoots Friend For Eating His Cake Without Asking!Filed under: Icky Icky Poo > Wacky, Tacky & True > Legal

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Wednesday, January 5, 2011 She doesn’t want to come out and play. I tried bringing her out for “New Me Monday” (as per SIF protocol) but she opted for $1

Tuesday, December 1, 2009 Ironically, that’s how I describe modern day Thanksgiving. For a brief moment I was under the impression that Thanksgiving…aka “Fatty Freedom

Tuesday, December 21, 2010 Please get here soon. I’m one sugar cookie short of a metric ton. I read the box. Each cookie has 8

Wednesday, December 1, 2010 Tara says, “Two blogs about how you are going to blog isn’t a blog.” You can’t get anything by her. This

Wednesday, November 10, 2010 Tis the season. For what? I can’t be sure. Binge eating I suspect. For me, the ball starts rolling in September

Sunday, November 7, 2010 I feel like I am always waiting. Waiting for breakfast, sex, lunch, sex, dinner, sex, my ass to shrink, sex, snacks, my clothes to