Tuesday, December 1, 2009 Ironically, that’s how I describe modern day Thanksgiving. For a brief moment I was under the impression that Thanksgiving…aka “Fatty Freedom

Thursday, November 26, 2009 Words cannot describe the joy I feel on this momentous day. I realize that there are many days of the year

Sunday, November 22, 2009 I promised you greatness and I shall deliver. From what species must one originate to possess the following DNA disaster…binge eater,

Sunday, October 18, 2009 …and so are Froot Loops, Apple Jacks and Frosted Flakes! Says who? Why must everything I love be taken from me?

Wednesday, October 7, 2009 The place where it all begins…for most of us. I must admit that I’ve met a few people along the way

Monday, September 21, 2009 As you are well aware, I often watch TV with my husband. I remain steadfast in my quest for sex and

Monday, September 7, 2009 Imagine 18,000 people running through Virginia Beach, as fast as they can, at the crack of dawn to the tune of

Monday, August 31, 2009 As you are well aware, the grocery store is not a safe place for a SIF. I’ve made my position on

Tuesday, August 25, 2009 Just when I think I am running low on material for the blog, I manage to stumble upon someone or something

Monday, August 17, 2009 I never understood the concept of “the food fight.” Who wastes calories by throwing food at someone for pleasure? Sure if