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Monday, August 2, 2010 Mother has a tick. And not the blood sucking kind. Nope…this would be a “One flew over the Cuckoo’s Nest” kind.

Sunday, July 18, 2010 Being fat in the middle of summer sucks. You would think the heat alone would be enough to scare off thoughts

Wednesday, June 30, 2010 Just when you think there isn’t a diet left on the market that my chubby little hands haven’t touched….think again. I

Monday, June 21, 2010 This just in… the award for “Fatty Wife of the Year” …. goes to…my ass, (literally and figuratively) hands down. I’m

Sunday, June 13, 2010 I decided to test a theory I have that technology is making me fat. Leave it to me…when I run out

Sunday, June 6, 2010 I realized something this weekend, when men decide to do something they go all the way. Yes, that includes sex…not that

Wednesday, May 26, 2010 That would be my current diet plan after spending the weekend with my skinny friends. They say MERSA is everywhere, yet

Friday, May 14, 2010 As you might imagine, I have broken free of the chains that bind me. Yes. For exactly the 3rd time (in

Wednesday, May 5, 2010 I can’t think of a more appropriate place to keep decent food from an otherwise decent person. House arrest is far

Saturday, April 24, 2010 So….Mother came for a visit and managed not to tell me, “I don’t look that bad.” It’s a small victory but