
Lordess of the Rings…
I love how these new buttons allow me to categorize the crazy as it’s happening. “Random Rants.” It’s like open season on everything! Genius! Since

I love how these new buttons allow me to categorize the crazy as it’s happening. “Random Rants.” It’s like open season on everything! Genius! Since

Wednesday, June 18, 2008 If there’s one thing I look forward to on a daily basis it’s Fat Girl Lunch Hour. It’s a holiday of

Sunday, November 16, 2008 No worries fellow fatties…I’ve relocated my fast clusters to MD for a job that actually pays real live money. Did I

Thursday, May 8, 2014 And by no means am I speaking of the aforementioned diet. I have since broken up with dieting. Or perhaps it

Wednesday, June 18, 2014 Repost! I’m on a diet (Pause for shock factor). A SIF once told me, “You have to be hungry to lose

Saturday, August 17, 2019 Big girl is back. Fat, miserable and extra bitchy. I can’t imagine why I’m still single. I’ve been frozen like some

Monday, January 13, 2020 In my attempt to be a more well-rounded fatty (bcs apparently I’m not…well… round enough), I practically killed myself in the

Sunday, March 30, 2014 If you think for one minute the aforementioned Fat Back incident kept me from the annual servicing of my “Mercedes,” think

Monday, April 7, 2014 Fat Back is killing me. I need to be mobile in a way that doesn’t involve driving to McDonald’s. I was

Monday, April 21, 2014 I’m 2 weeks into a life sentence. “New Me” would like a conjugal visit from “Old me”….post haste. I would kill