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Monday, June 30, 2008 If you have ever wondered just how food obsessed one person can truly be, today’s rant will surely bring it home.

Tuesday, July 1, 2008 Today I’ve decided to rage war on my scales. They are secretly plotting against me. Yes folks it’s time for the

Saturday, July 5, 2008 Not only will that be the title of my first feature film, it also describes my 4th of July. Before you

Tuesday, July 8, 2008 Helps everything apparently! My worst nightmare confirmed…the skinny girls are douching their fat away! Allow me to splain…So there I was

Wednesday, July 9, 2008 Quick follow-up note on Skinegar…I saw her running on my way to work this morning and she was sporting some nice

Wednesday, July 23, 2008 Did you miss me? I’ll never be away from my fatlet for that long again. Never fear…I’m back from vacation and

Tuesday, June 17, 2008 Let me start by saying that I haven’t fallen off the wagon… yet. Quite a milestone for a Tuesday! However, if

Wednesday, June 25, 2008 A baby shower! God help us all! Ok so this is a delayed posting but I’ve been busy, so chill. For

Monday, June 16, 2008 Well it’s fat girl Monday! The start of another diet that’s bound to fail in the next 24 hours! Where’s the

In my attempt to be a more well-rounded fatty (bcs apparently I’m not…well… round enough), I practically killed myself in the span of 24 hours.