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Friday, August 8, 2008 On the run from an actor turned serial killer, I was sure one of us would be dead by dusk. The

Sunday, August 17, 2008 Ok so I lied and said I would be posting a couple of days ago. Clearly I can’t be trusted. Last

Tuesday, August 19, 2008 Fatty is back in the hisouse! As many of you know, I am a mortgage broker by day. Translation…I do a

Sunday, August 3, 2008 When I last left you, I was running from the feral beer ticket agent while observing my hometowns finest. As much

Friday, July 25, 2008 Before we go back to Mayberry, I need to elaborate on a few details from yesterdays blog. Some of you were

Tuesday, July 29, 2008 I’m sure you are all wondering what happened to my fat ass, right? Well never fear I’m still here. I’ve been

Thursday, July 24, 2008 Now that you are up to speed on my traumatic childhood, I can get to the vacation details. So it’s Saturday

Sunday, June 29, 2008 The title would imply someone with strength who chooses to save the world on their day off. Let me make one

Monday, June 30, 2008 If you have ever wondered just how food obsessed one person can truly be, today’s rant will surely bring it home.

Tuesday, July 1, 2008 Today I’ve decided to rage war on my scales. They are secretly plotting against me. Yes folks it’s time for the