Wednesday, May 26, 2010 That would be my current diet plan after spending the weekend with my skinny friends. They say MERSA is everywhere, yet

Friday, May 14, 2010 As you might imagine, I have broken free of the chains that bind me. Yes. For exactly the 3rd time (in

Wednesday, May 5, 2010 I can’t think of a more appropriate place to keep decent food from an otherwise decent person. House arrest is far

Saturday, April 24, 2010 So….Mother came for a visit and managed not to tell me, “I don’t look that bad.” It’s a small victory but

Sunday, April 11, 2010 As usual, I waited until the last minute to notice I went from Forever 21 to Forever 6x in just one

Saturday, April 3, 2010 I was laying in “the womb” contemplating how I would top last Easters post, “A Crack in the Eggs,” when I

Thursday, March 25, 2010 Some aspire to become President. Some to become famous. Me…I just want to be Mrs. Brad Pitt. Obviously my goals are directly in

Sunday, March 7, 2010 Evil little green midgets is more like it. Back in the day, being a GS was a respectable way to earn

Sunday, February 28, 2010 In addition to my not so healthy eating and exercise, I like to add a bit of relaxation to the mix

Wednesday, February 24, 2010 “I can’t make this shit up” is wearing out it’s welcome on the SIF blog! I swear, every time I turn