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Sunday, March 30, 2014 If you think for one minute the aforementioned Fat Back incident kept me from the annual servicing of my “Mercedes,” think

Monday, April 7, 2014 Fat Back is killing me. I need to be mobile in a way that doesn’t involve driving to McDonald’s. I was

Monday, April 21, 2014 I’m 2 weeks into a life sentence. “New Me” would like a conjugal visit from “Old me”….post haste. I would kill

Sunday, March 23, 2014 After months of lying flat on my fat back it was time to get out. After all, moving is key to

Friday, October 10, 2008 I just finished eating a Zone Bar. I’m not sure what Zone but I can’t imagine it was from the Comfort Zone as it was

Wednesday, July 2, 2008 Before I go off on my daily tangent…let me update you on two things. A. I will not be discussing the

Saturday, March 15, 2014 Was it not enough to miss every remaining acceptable eating holiday in 2013? Apparently not. Let’s throw in New Year’s Eve (most acceptable

Wednesday, January 8, 2014 And before you start salivating, I’m not referring to the hunk of lard used to flavor otherwise tasteless vegetables. Get your

Thursday, May 2, 2013 Who reads labels anyway? SIF don’t be lyin on yourselves. When Little Debbie openly confesses to 4,000 calories and 988 grams

Thursday, April 25, 2013 Since I’ve typed a word on this blog. Paralyzed by grief I suppose. I’ve thought of funny things to share and