Wednesday, August 27, 2008 So my friend Angie sent me a link to this new weight loss “thing” that you sprinkle on your food. It’s

Monday, August 25, 2008 In the midst of my pregnancy rantings I failed to mention my first (known) fat related injury. It all happened while

Sunday, August 24, 2008 I’m sitting here watching that movie “What Women Want.” It frightens me. Imagine if men could really hear what I was

Thursday, August 21, 2008 Ahh… fresh off a trip from Taco Bell AND Dairy Queen I am left to wonder if there’s any hope for

Friday, August 8, 2008 On the run from an actor turned serial killer, I was sure one of us would be dead by dusk. The

Sunday, August 17, 2008 Ok so I lied and said I would be posting a couple of days ago. Clearly I can’t be trusted. Last

Tuesday, August 19, 2008 Fatty is back in the hisouse! As many of you know, I am a mortgage broker by day. Translation…I do a

Sunday, August 3, 2008 When I last left you, I was running from the feral beer ticket agent while observing my hometowns finest. As much

Tuesday, July 29, 2008 I’m sure you are all wondering what happened to my fat ass, right? Well never fear I’m still here. I’ve been

Friday, July 25, 2008 Before we go back to Mayberry, I need to elaborate on a few details from yesterdays blog. Some of you were