The Final Countdown
Sunday, April 11, 2010 As usual, I waited until the last minute to notice I went from Forever 21 to Forever 6x in just one
February 21, 2023
Sister in Fat.
The Inner Fatty lives in all of us—
regardless of size.
She says Taco Bell is fine.
With a Diet Coke.
While watching My 600-lb Life.
She invented New Me Monday
and Fat Girl Friday.
She loves a scale. Hates a carb. Runs the show.
She never dies —
so we call her out here.
Laugh at her.
Loosen her grip.
You are more than a number.
You are more than enough.
Unedited. Unfiltered. Not PC.
Grab a Twinkie.
Sunday, April 11, 2010 As usual, I waited until the last minute to notice I went from Forever 21 to Forever 6x in just one
Saturday, April 3, 2010 I was laying in “the womb” contemplating how I would top last Easters post, “A Crack in the Eggs,” when I
Thursday, March 25, 2010 Some aspire to become President. Some to become famous. Me…I just want to be Mrs. Brad Pitt. Obviously my goals are directly in
Sunday, March 7, 2010 Evil little green midgets is more like it. Back in the day, being a GS was a respectable way to earn
Sunday, February 28, 2010 In addition to my not so healthy eating and exercise, I like to add a bit of relaxation to the mix
Wednesday, February 24, 2010 “I can’t make this shit up” is wearing out it’s welcome on the SIF blog! I swear, every time I turn
Sunday, February 21, 2010 I am going through all of my blogs as I put the book together. I found this one and was literally
Thursday, February 18, 2010 Flying…you kiss your mama with that mouth? Unfortunately that’s what flying has become….a 6 letter word. For real! Who really enjoys
Wednesday, February 3, 2010 When 2 of my running friends decided to bail on our run and not bother to call (no names… Jen and
Tuesday, January 26, 2010 I’m re-working my license plates as we speak. Just when I think fat is “out” and death by donut to be