Crab Rat…
Monday, June 30, 2008 If you have ever wondered just how food obsessed one person can truly be, today’s rant will surely bring it home.
February 21, 2023
Sister in Fat.
The Inner Fatty lives in all of us—
regardless of size.
She says Taco Bell is fine.
With a Diet Coke.
While watching My 600-lb Life.
She invented New Me Monday
and Fat Girl Friday.
She loves a scale. Hates a carb. Runs the show.
She never dies —
so we call her out here.
Laugh at her.
Loosen her grip.
You are more than a number.
You are more than enough.
Unedited. Unfiltered. Not PC.
Grab a Twinkie.
Monday, June 30, 2008 If you have ever wondered just how food obsessed one person can truly be, today’s rant will surely bring it home.
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