Amber Alert.. Queen Fattie escapes OBX?
Sunday, November 16, 2008 No worries fellow fatties…I’ve relocated my fast clusters to MD for a job that actually pays real live money. Did I
February 21, 2023
Sister in Fat.
The Inner Fatty lives in all of us—
regardless of size.
She says Taco Bell is fine.
With a Diet Coke.
While watching My 600-lb Life.
She invented New Me Monday
and Fat Girl Friday.
She loves a scale. Hates a carb. Runs the show.
She never dies —
so we call her out here.
Laugh at her.
Loosen her grip.
You are more than a number.
You are more than enough.
Unedited. Unfiltered. Not PC.
Grab a Twinkie.
Sunday, November 16, 2008 No worries fellow fatties…I’ve relocated my fast clusters to MD for a job that actually pays real live money. Did I
Thursday, May 8, 2014 And by no means am I speaking of the aforementioned diet. I have since broken up with dieting. Or perhaps it
Wednesday, June 18, 2014 Repost! I’m on a diet (Pause for shock factor). A SIF once told me, “You have to be hungry to lose
Saturday, August 17, 2019 Big girl is back. Fat, miserable and extra bitchy. I can’t imagine why I’m still single. I’ve been frozen like some
Monday, January 13, 2020 In my attempt to be a more well-rounded fatty (bcs apparently I’m not…well… round enough), I practically killed myself in the
Sunday, March 30, 2014 If you think for one minute the aforementioned Fat Back incident kept me from the annual servicing of my “Mercedes,” think
Monday, April 7, 2014 Fat Back is killing me. I need to be mobile in a way that doesn’t involve driving to McDonald’s. I was
Monday, April 21, 2014 I’m 2 weeks into a life sentence. “New Me” would like a conjugal visit from “Old me”….post haste. I would kill
Sunday, March 23, 2014 After months of lying flat on my fat back it was time to get out. After all, moving is key to
Friday, October 10, 2008 I just finished eating a Zone Bar. I’m not sure what Zone but I can’t imagine it was from the Comfort Zone as it was