Leave it to Beaver
Tuesday, December 1, 2009 Ironically, that’s how I describe modern day Thanksgiving. For a brief moment I was under the impression that Thanksgiving…aka “Fatty Freedom
February 21, 2023
Sister in Fat.
The Inner Fatty lives in all of us—
regardless of size.
She says Taco Bell is fine.
With a Diet Coke.
While watching My 600-lb Life.
She invented New Me Monday
and Fat Girl Friday.
She loves a scale. Hates a carb. Runs the show.
She never dies —
so we call her out here.
Laugh at her.
Loosen her grip.
You are more than a number.
You are more than enough.
Unedited. Unfiltered. Not PC.
Grab a Twinkie.
Tuesday, December 1, 2009 Ironically, that’s how I describe modern day Thanksgiving. For a brief moment I was under the impression that Thanksgiving…aka “Fatty Freedom
Tuesday, December 21, 2010 Please get here soon. I’m one sugar cookie short of a metric ton. I read the box. Each cookie has 8
Wednesday, December 1, 2010 Tara says, “Two blogs about how you are going to blog isn’t a blog.” You can’t get anything by her. This
Wednesday, November 10, 2010 Tis the season. For what? I can’t be sure. Binge eating I suspect. For me, the ball starts rolling in September
Sunday, November 7, 2010 I feel like I am always waiting. Waiting for breakfast, sex, lunch, sex, dinner, sex, my ass to shrink, sex, snacks, my clothes to
Monday, November 1, 2010 I survived Halloween. The evil midgets dressed in drag were no match for me. Steal my candy? I came out swinging. A club
Tuesday, October 12, 2010 Given a choice, I’d opt for my period and a raging outbreak of crabs over flying. And no it’s not the
All I got for my birthday was… My period and my house repossessed. Fitting and ghetto all in one day. However, comma, I wouldn’t be half
Wednesday, September 22, 2010 Iditarod. I wish I could say “I did a rod.” Hell I wish I could say “Idid”…something other than my usual
Sunday, September 12, 2010 And no…not by “Hurricane” Earl. As previously predicted, he was true to his genetic predisposition for failure. All promises no action.