Fat Contagious?…and other random observations
Saturday, May 21, 2011 Before I go off on a fat tangent, I would be remiss in my duties if I did not acknowledge today to be the end of the world. Allegedly.
February 21, 2023
Sister in Fat.
The Inner Fatty lives in all of us—
regardless of size.
She says Taco Bell is fine.
With a Diet Coke.
While watching My 600-lb Life.
She invented New Me Monday
and Fat Girl Friday.
She loves a scale. Hates a carb. Runs the show.
She never dies —
so we call her out here.
Laugh at her.
Loosen her grip.
You are more than a number.
You are more than enough.
Unedited. Unfiltered. Not PC.
Grab a Twinkie.
Saturday, May 21, 2011 Before I go off on a fat tangent, I would be remiss in my duties if I did not acknowledge today to be the end of the world. Allegedly.
Sunday, April 24, 2011 It appears this epic tale is a biography based on my life as a summer fatty. Time for a revelation. It
Tuesday, April 5, 2011 I find it ironic my Google login for this blog is “imreadytogetfit.” I’ll leave that one alone. In addition to failed cyber
Sunday, April 3, 2011 And not of biblical proportion. So…as discussed I have been on the evil bean diet. Thus why it has taken me
Tuesday, March 8, 2011 Damn Cajuns trying to steal holidays from the SIF. Everyone knows the real meaning of Fat Tuesday. The same reason every Tuesday is Fat.
Tuesday, February 15, 2011 What is it with me and doctors? It’s a conspiracy is what it is. Not only do they insist on weighing
Tuesday, February 1, 2011 Today I did the unthinkable. No, I didn’t throw out a donut. It’s more probable I would dumpster dive for a
Tuesday, January 18, 2011 http://perezhilton.com/2011-01-18-man-shoots-friend-for-eating-his-cake-without-asking Man Shoots Friend For Eating His Cake Without Asking!Filed under: Icky Icky Poo > Wacky, Tacky & True > Legal
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Wednesday, January 5, 2011 She doesn’t want to come out and play. I tried bringing her out for “New Me Monday” (as per SIF protocol) but she opted for $1