“Are you there God, it’s me Fatty?”
Sunday, August 24, 2008 I’m sitting here watching that movie “What Women Want.” It frightens me. Imagine if men could really hear what I was
February 21, 2023
Sister in Fat.
The Inner Fatty lives in all of us—
regardless of size.
She says Taco Bell is fine.
With a Diet Coke.
While watching My 600-lb Life.
She invented New Me Monday
and Fat Girl Friday.
She loves a scale. Hates a carb. Runs the show.
She never dies —
so we call her out here.
Laugh at her.
Loosen her grip.
You are more than a number.
You are more than enough.
Unedited. Unfiltered. Not PC.
Grab a Twinkie.
Sunday, August 24, 2008 I’m sitting here watching that movie “What Women Want.” It frightens me. Imagine if men could really hear what I was
Thursday, August 21, 2008 Ahh… fresh off a trip from Taco Bell AND Dairy Queen I am left to wonder if there’s any hope for
Friday, August 8, 2008 On the run from an actor turned serial killer, I was sure one of us would be dead by dusk. The
Sunday, August 17, 2008 Ok so I lied and said I would be posting a couple of days ago. Clearly I can’t be trusted. Last
Tuesday, August 19, 2008 Fatty is back in the hisouse! As many of you know, I am a mortgage broker by day. Translation…I do a
Sunday, August 3, 2008 When I last left you, I was running from the feral beer ticket agent while observing my hometowns finest. As much
Friday, July 25, 2008 Before we go back to Mayberry, I need to elaborate on a few details from yesterdays blog. Some of you were
Tuesday, July 29, 2008 I’m sure you are all wondering what happened to my fat ass, right? Well never fear I’m still here. I’ve been
Thursday, July 24, 2008 Now that you are up to speed on my traumatic childhood, I can get to the vacation details. So it’s Saturday
Sunday, June 29, 2008 The title would imply someone with strength who chooses to save the world on their day off. Let me make one