
Fit Club for Fatties (FCFF)
Tuesday, September 23, 2008 Ok…so as more and more fatties join the “club”, more questions arise. I have kept the key to membership (in the
Sister in Fat.
The Inner Fatty lives in all of us—
regardless of size.
She says Taco Bell is fine.
With a Diet Coke.
While watching My 600-lb Life.
She invented New Me Monday
and Fat Girl Friday.
She loves a scale. Hates a carb. Runs the show.
She never dies —
so we call her out here.
Laugh at her.
Loosen her grip.
You are more than a number.
You are more than enough.
Unedited. Unfiltered. Not PC.
Grab a Twinkie.

Tuesday, September 23, 2008 Ok…so as more and more fatties join the “club”, more questions arise. I have kept the key to membership (in the

Friday, September 26, 2008 I love me some pie. It seems like the older I get the more I like pie. Do you feel the

Saturday, September 27, 2008 Something miraculous happened on this day in 1972. My Mother lost somewhere between 6 and 8 pounds in 24 hours. Never

Wednesday, September 17, 2008 “Do you think I’m fat?” “Does this make me look fat?” Two questions no man should ever answer without a game

Tuesday, September 16, 2008 As I was getting dressed this morning I realized something…size matters. What if every woman aspired her dress size to be

Friday, September 12, 2008 The past few nights have been a bit “out of the box” for me. Those who know me can attest to

September 2008 What do you get when you bake an overweight runner at 85 degrees (full humidity) for 2:18:57? A Rock-n-Roll Half Marathon finisher for

Thursday, August 28, 2008 So much to talk about today. First and foremost….breaking news. The “powder” is a scam. Shocking, I know right? Mother sent

Wednesday, August 27, 2008 So my friend Angie sent me a link to this new weight loss “thing” that you sprinkle on your food. It’s

Monday, August 25, 2008 In the midst of my pregnancy rantings I failed to mention my first (known) fat related injury. It all happened while