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Saturday, September 27, 2008 Something miraculous happened on this day in 1972. My Mother lost somewhere between 6 and 8 pounds in 24 hours. Never
February 21, 2023
Sister in Fat.
The Inner Fatty lives in all of us—
regardless of size.
She says Taco Bell is fine.
With a Diet Coke.
While watching My 600-lb Life.
She invented New Me Monday
and Fat Girl Friday.
She loves a scale. Hates a carb. Runs the show.
She never dies —
so we call her out here.
Laugh at her.
Loosen her grip.
You are more than a number.
You are more than enough.
Unedited. Unfiltered. Not PC.
Grab a Twinkie.
Saturday, September 27, 2008 Something miraculous happened on this day in 1972. My Mother lost somewhere between 6 and 8 pounds in 24 hours. Never
Wednesday, September 17, 2008 “Do you think I’m fat?” “Does this make me look fat?” Two questions no man should ever answer without a game
Tuesday, September 16, 2008 As I was getting dressed this morning I realized something…size matters. What if every woman aspired her dress size to be
Friday, September 12, 2008 The past few nights have been a bit “out of the box” for me. Those who know me can attest to
September 2008 What do you get when you bake an overweight runner at 85 degrees (full humidity) for 2:18:57? A Rock-n-Roll Half Marathon finisher for
Thursday, August 28, 2008 So much to talk about today. First and foremost….breaking news. The “powder” is a scam. Shocking, I know right? Mother sent
Wednesday, August 27, 2008 So my friend Angie sent me a link to this new weight loss “thing” that you sprinkle on your food. It’s
Monday, August 25, 2008 In the midst of my pregnancy rantings I failed to mention my first (known) fat related injury. It all happened while
Sunday, August 24, 2008 I’m sitting here watching that movie “What Women Want.” It frightens me. Imagine if men could really hear what I was
Thursday, August 21, 2008 Ahh… fresh off a trip from Taco Bell AND Dairy Queen I am left to wonder if there’s any hope for