
Trippin…Dirty Style
Sunday, March 23, 2014 After months of lying flat on my fat back it was time to get out. After all, moving is key to
Sister in Fat.
The Inner Fatty lives in all of us—
regardless of size.
She says Taco Bell is fine.
With a Diet Coke.
While watching My 600-lb Life.
She invented New Me Monday
and Fat Girl Friday.
She loves a scale. Hates a carb. Runs the show.
She never dies —
so we call her out here.
Laugh at her.
Loosen her grip.
You are more than a number.
You are more than enough.
Unedited. Unfiltered. Not PC.
Grab a Twinkie.

Sunday, March 23, 2014 After months of lying flat on my fat back it was time to get out. After all, moving is key to

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Wednesday, July 2, 2008 Before I go off on my daily tangent…let me update you on two things. A. I will not be discussing the

Saturday, March 15, 2014 Was it not enough to miss every remaining acceptable eating holiday in 2013? Apparently not. Let’s throw in New Year’s Eve (most acceptable

Wednesday, January 8, 2014 And before you start salivating, I’m not referring to the hunk of lard used to flavor otherwise tasteless vegetables. Get your

Thursday, May 2, 2013 Who reads labels anyway? SIF don’t be lyin on yourselves. When Little Debbie openly confesses to 4,000 calories and 988 grams

Thursday, April 25, 2013 Since I’ve typed a word on this blog. Paralyzed by grief I suppose. I’ve thought of funny things to share and

Sunday, May 20, 2012 When Tara passed away, the words “I will” immediately came to mind. As writers, we don’t always know why certain things

Sunday, April 29, 2012 Tara, You loved this blog so much. You were my #1 fan and always made me believe I could do anything.

Sunday, April 15, 2012 Yeah I said it. And don’t give me any shit for taking so long between blogs. As a newly single fatty