Hello….My name is Earl
Tuesday, August 31, 2010 and my name is Fatty. Nice to meet you. Earl. A male hurricane. This means one thing to me. Another man who
February 21, 2023
Sister in Fat.
The Inner Fatty lives in all of us—
regardless of size.
She says Taco Bell is fine.
With a Diet Coke.
While watching My 600-lb Life.
She invented New Me Monday
and Fat Girl Friday.
She loves a scale. Hates a carb. Runs the show.
She never dies —
so we call her out here.
Laugh at her.
Loosen her grip.
You are more than a number.
You are more than enough.
Unedited. Unfiltered. Not PC.
Grab a Twinkie.
Tuesday, August 31, 2010 and my name is Fatty. Nice to meet you. Earl. A male hurricane. This means one thing to me. Another man who
Monday, August 16, 2010 “F” you!Perhaps why I don’t keep a diary. I have nothing nice to say. Why would I want to relive my binge eating sexless
Monday, August 2, 2010 Mother has a tick. And not the blood sucking kind. Nope…this would be a “One flew over the Cuckoo’s Nest” kind.
Sunday, July 18, 2010 Being fat in the middle of summer sucks. You would think the heat alone would be enough to scare off thoughts
Wednesday, June 30, 2010 Just when you think there isn’t a diet left on the market that my chubby little hands haven’t touched….think again. I
Monday, June 21, 2010 This just in… the award for “Fatty Wife of the Year” …. goes to…my ass, (literally and figuratively) hands down. I’m
Sunday, June 13, 2010 I decided to test a theory I have that technology is making me fat. Leave it to me…when I run out
Sunday, June 6, 2010 I realized something this weekend, when men decide to do something they go all the way. Yes, that includes sex…not that
Wednesday, May 26, 2010 That would be my current diet plan after spending the weekend with my skinny friends. They say MERSA is everywhere, yet
Friday, May 14, 2010 As you might imagine, I have broken free of the chains that bind me. Yes. For exactly the 3rd time (in