
Diet Pills vs. Bacon
Friday, November 11, 2011 Personally I consider it a crime against fatties to use bacon and diet pills in the same sentence. However, “they” combine
Sister in Fat.
The Inner Fatty lives in all of us—
regardless of size.
She says Taco Bell is fine.
With a Diet Coke.
While watching My 600-lb Life.
She invented New Me Monday
and Fat Girl Friday.
She loves a scale. Hates a carb. Runs the show.
She never dies —
so we call her out here.
Laugh at her.
Loosen her grip.
You are more than a number.
You are more than enough.
Unedited. Unfiltered. Not PC.
Grab a Twinkie.

Friday, November 11, 2011 Personally I consider it a crime against fatties to use bacon and diet pills in the same sentence. However, “they” combine

Saturday, October 15, 2011 How to lose an ass in 4 days… And no I’m not speaking of a man. They are more tick like

Thursday, September 22, 2011 http://omg.yahoo.com/blogs/thefamous/kirstie-alley-wants-to-be-madly-deeply-in-love/2101?nc Personally, my favorite quote from the article: “I didn’t like the way I looked, and I didn’t want to have

Sunday, September 18, 2011 I’m hot off a visit with the original SIF, my Mother. As you can imagine… she supplied me with endless material.

In case you are wondering…I am sitting in the strike zone of hurricane Irene. What does that mean for this SIF? Chocolate chip cookies, chili,

Sunday, August 21, 2011 And not this fatty. The only orders I take involve food. That being said, one of our most faithful SIF has debriefed

Sunday, July 10, 2011 Recipe for fat: Equal part thinking about food to equal part thinking of ways to keep it off your ass. Just like

Wednesday, June 15, 2011 Star date…O’ Fat 30. Try as I might to capture random fat cells and share them with you, it’s been too

Saturday, May 21, 2011 Before I go off on a fat tangent, I would be remiss in my duties if I did not acknowledge today to be the end of the world. Allegedly.

Sunday, April 24, 2011 It appears this epic tale is a biography based on my life as a summer fatty. Time for a revelation. It