Words to live by…
Friday, December 2, 2011 “Never eat more than you can lift.” – Miss Piggy
February 21, 2023
Sister in Fat.
The Inner Fatty lives in all of us—
regardless of size.
She says Taco Bell is fine.
With a Diet Coke.
While watching My 600-lb Life.
She invented New Me Monday
and Fat Girl Friday.
She loves a scale. Hates a carb. Runs the show.
She never dies —
so we call her out here.
Laugh at her.
Loosen her grip.
You are more than a number.
You are more than enough.
Unedited. Unfiltered. Not PC.
Grab a Twinkie.
Friday, December 2, 2011 “Never eat more than you can lift.” – Miss Piggy
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Sunday, September 18, 2011 I’m hot off a visit with the original SIF, my Mother. As you can imagine… she supplied me with endless material.
In case you are wondering…I am sitting in the strike zone of hurricane Irene. What does that mean for this SIF? Chocolate chip cookies, chili,
Sunday, August 21, 2011 And not this fatty. The only orders I take involve food. That being said, one of our most faithful SIF has debriefed
Sunday, July 10, 2011 Recipe for fat: Equal part thinking about food to equal part thinking of ways to keep it off your ass. Just like
Wednesday, June 15, 2011 Star date…O’ Fat 30. Try as I might to capture random fat cells and share them with you, it’s been too