Free Willy
Tuesday, August 19, 2008 Fatty is back in the hisouse! As many of you know, I am a mortgage broker by day. Translation…I do a
February 21, 2023
Sister in Fat.
The Inner Fatty lives in all of us—
regardless of size.
She says Taco Bell is fine.
With a Diet Coke.
While watching My 600-lb Life.
She invented New Me Monday
and Fat Girl Friday.
She loves a scale. Hates a carb. Runs the show.
She never dies —
so we call her out here.
Laugh at her.
Loosen her grip.
You are more than a number.
You are more than enough.
Unedited. Unfiltered. Not PC.
Grab a Twinkie.
Tuesday, August 19, 2008 Fatty is back in the hisouse! As many of you know, I am a mortgage broker by day. Translation…I do a
Sunday, August 3, 2008 When I last left you, I was running from the feral beer ticket agent while observing my hometowns finest. As much
Friday, July 25, 2008 Before we go back to Mayberry, I need to elaborate on a few details from yesterdays blog. Some of you were
Tuesday, July 29, 2008 I’m sure you are all wondering what happened to my fat ass, right? Well never fear I’m still here. I’ve been
Thursday, July 24, 2008 Now that you are up to speed on my traumatic childhood, I can get to the vacation details. So it’s Saturday
Sunday, June 29, 2008 The title would imply someone with strength who chooses to save the world on their day off. Let me make one
Monday, June 30, 2008 If you have ever wondered just how food obsessed one person can truly be, today’s rant will surely bring it home.
Tuesday, July 1, 2008 Today I’ve decided to rage war on my scales. They are secretly plotting against me. Yes folks it’s time for the
Saturday, July 5, 2008 Not only will that be the title of my first feature film, it also describes my 4th of July. Before you
Tuesday, July 8, 2008 Helps everything apparently! My worst nightmare confirmed…the skinny girls are douching their fat away! Allow me to splain…So there I was