Sisters in Fat

About Sisters in Fat
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Sister in Fat.

The Inner Fatty lives in all of us—
regardless of size.

She says Taco Bell is fine.
With a Diet Coke.
While watching My 600-lb Life.

She invented New Me Monday
and Fat Girl Friday.
She loves a scale. Hates a carb. Runs the show.

She never dies —
so we call her out here.

Laugh at her.
Loosen her grip.

You are more than a number.
You are more than enough.

Unedited. Unfiltered. Not PC.
Grab a Twinkie.

The Icing on the Cake…

Saturday, August 17, 2019 Big girl is back. Fat, miserable and extra bitchy. I can’t imagine why I’m still single. I’ve been frozen like some

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Sage Advice for 2020

Monday, January 13, 2020 In my attempt to be a more well-rounded fatty (bcs apparently I’m not…well… round enough), I practically killed myself in the

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Can’t touch this

Sunday, March 30, 2014 If you think for one minute the aforementioned Fat Back incident kept me from the annual servicing of my “Mercedes,” think

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Fatvocate

Monday, April 7, 2014 Fat Back is killing me. I need to be mobile in a way that doesn’t involve driving to McDonald’s. I was

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Fatty Fo’ Life

Monday, April 21, 2014 I’m 2 weeks into a life sentence. “New Me” would like a conjugal visit from “Old me”….post haste. I would kill

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Tricks are for…

Wednesday, July 2, 2008 Before I go off on my daily tangent…let me update you on two things. A. I will not be discussing the

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All Aboard…The Fat Train

Saturday, March 15, 2014 Was it not enough to miss every remaining acceptable eating holiday in 2013? Apparently not. Let’s throw in New Year’s Eve (most acceptable

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