Sisters in Fat

Wednesday, January 5, 2011 She doesn’t want to come out and play. I tried bringing her out for “New Me Monday” (as per SIF protocol) but she opted for $1

Tuesday, December 1, 2009 Ironically, that’s how I describe modern day Thanksgiving. For a brief moment I was under the impression that Thanksgiving…aka “Fatty Freedom

Tuesday, December 21, 2010 Please get here soon. I’m one sugar cookie short of a metric ton. I read the box. Each cookie has 8

Wednesday, December 1, 2010 Tara says, “Two blogs about how you are going to blog isn’t a blog.” You can’t get anything by her. This

Wednesday, November 10, 2010 Tis the season. For what? I can’t be sure. Binge eating I suspect. For me, the ball starts rolling in September

Sunday, November 7, 2010 I feel like I am always waiting. Waiting for breakfast, sex, lunch, sex, dinner, sex, my ass to shrink, sex, snacks, my clothes to

Monday, November 1, 2010 I survived Halloween. The evil midgets dressed in drag were no match for me. Steal my candy? I came out swinging. A club

Tuesday, October 12, 2010 Given a choice, I’d opt for my period and a raging outbreak of crabs over flying. And no it’s not the

All I got for my birthday was… My period  and my house repossessed. Fitting and ghetto all in one day. However, comma, I wouldn’t be half

Wednesday, September 22, 2010 Iditarod. I wish I could say “I did a rod.” Hell I wish I could say “Idid”…something other than my usual