A Midsummer Night’s Diet
Wednesday, June 30, 2010 Just when you think there isn’t a diet left on the market that my chubby little hands haven’t touched….think again. I
February 21, 2023
Sister in Fat.
The Inner Fatty lives in all of us—
regardless of size.
She says Taco Bell is fine.
With a Diet Coke.
While watching My 600-lb Life.
She invented New Me Monday
and Fat Girl Friday.
She loves a scale. Hates a carb. Runs the show.
She never dies —
so we call her out here.
Laugh at her.
Loosen her grip.
You are more than a number.
You are more than enough.
Unedited. Unfiltered. Not PC.
Grab a Twinkie.
Wednesday, June 30, 2010 Just when you think there isn’t a diet left on the market that my chubby little hands haven’t touched….think again. I
Monday, June 21, 2010 This just in… the award for “Fatty Wife of the Year” …. goes to…my ass, (literally and figuratively) hands down. I’m
Sunday, June 13, 2010 I decided to test a theory I have that technology is making me fat. Leave it to me…when I run out
Sunday, June 6, 2010 I realized something this weekend, when men decide to do something they go all the way. Yes, that includes sex…not that
Wednesday, May 26, 2010 That would be my current diet plan after spending the weekend with my skinny friends. They say MERSA is everywhere, yet
Friday, May 14, 2010 As you might imagine, I have broken free of the chains that bind me. Yes. For exactly the 3rd time (in
Wednesday, May 5, 2010 I can’t think of a more appropriate place to keep decent food from an otherwise decent person. House arrest is far
Saturday, April 24, 2010 So….Mother came for a visit and managed not to tell me, “I don’t look that bad.” It’s a small victory but
Sunday, April 11, 2010 As usual, I waited until the last minute to notice I went from Forever 21 to Forever 6x in just one
Saturday, April 3, 2010 I was laying in “the womb” contemplating how I would top last Easters post, “A Crack in the Eggs,” when I