Those Pants
Monday, October 20, 2008 Ahhh…the change of seasons. The leaves in all of their autumn splendor, the crisp fall air, the buzz of the holidays…oh
February 21, 2023
Sister in Fat.
The Inner Fatty lives in all of us—
regardless of size.
She says Taco Bell is fine.
With a Diet Coke.
While watching My 600-lb Life.
She invented New Me Monday
and Fat Girl Friday.
She loves a scale. Hates a carb. Runs the show.
She never dies —
so we call her out here.
Laugh at her.
Loosen her grip.
You are more than a number.
You are more than enough.
Unedited. Unfiltered. Not PC.
Grab a Twinkie.
Monday, October 20, 2008 Ahhh…the change of seasons. The leaves in all of their autumn splendor, the crisp fall air, the buzz of the holidays…oh
October 2008 No, I did not have a baby. While I have in fact been accused of harboring a small child in my gut, this
Wednesday, October 15, 2008 Meeting. A dirty word. I am of course speaking of a business meeting. As a fatty, I look for “food” in
Tuesday, October 14, 2008 I’m not sure you’ll buy this statement but…I don’t like grocery shopping. It seems like a good venue for a fatty
Saturday, October 11, 2008 After escaping the “Zone” I decided to celebrate by ordering Papa Johns from the Comfort Zone…my bedroom! I feel like I’m
Wednesday, July 30, 2008 You’ll be happy to know that the militant hate leader of yesterday has put away her crown for the time being.
Saturday, June 28, 2008 So….sometimes in the heat of the moment we say or do things that may come back to bite us at a
Thursday, July 10, 2008 I have it on good authority that the infamous Skinegars read my Blog yesterday! OMG! The skinny ones wasted no time
Thursday, October 9, 2008 I’m back from my big “Bring your friend to Day” gig in DC. While there is no such official holiday, Susan
Monday, October 6, 2008 So I’m in MD visiting Susan for the weekend. While here, I will be in charge of what else but a