Sisters in Fat

About Sisters in Fat
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Sister in Fat.

The Inner Fatty lives in all of us—
regardless of size.

She says Taco Bell is fine.
With a Diet Coke.
While watching My 600-lb Life.

She invented New Me Monday
and Fat Girl Friday.
She loves a scale. Hates a carb. Runs the show.

She never dies —
so we call her out here.

Laugh at her.
Loosen her grip.

You are more than a number.
You are more than enough.

Unedited. Unfiltered. Not PC.
Grab a Twinkie.

What’s in your wallet?

Monday, January 23, 2012 Not Peggy….that’s for sure. If I’m going to steal someone’s identity, it’s certainly not going to be an overweight man, in

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Lights Out…

Monday, January 16, 2012 Or back on as it were. Mine went out three years ago. And not because I failed to pay the power bill.

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Shedding..

Tuesday, January 3, 2012 Much like a dog, I’ve been shedding. Pounds, husbands….pretty much everything close enough to annoy me. Fortunately, I leave behind no visible

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My Anthem….

Monday, December 19, 2011 “This can’t be my life.” I find myself saying this no less than 100x a day. I shall declare it the 2012 Single

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The Divorce Diet

Sunday, December 4, 2011 Yes. I said it out loud. The only diet I haven’t tried. It’s not readily available in all markets. Perhaps you are one of

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Random Madness

Sunday, November 20, 2011 Why the fuck is everyone so crazy? Yes Mother, I opened with fuck. I’m bringing it back…it’s been too long. 1

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Diet Pills vs. Bacon

Friday, November 11, 2011 Personally I consider it a crime against fatties to use bacon and diet pills in the same sentence. However, “they” combine

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