Stranger Danger…
If you woke up this morning to find a stranger looking back at you, don’t panic! Reminder: Today is the worst day of the year!
January 5, 2026
Sister in Fat.
The Inner Fatty lives in all of us—
regardless of size.
She says Taco Bell is fine.
With a Diet Coke.
While watching My 600-lb Life.
She invented New Me Monday
and Fat Girl Friday.
She loves a scale. Hates a carb. Runs the show.
She never dies —
so we call her out here.
Laugh at her.
Loosen her grip.
You are more than a number.
You are more than enough.
Unedited. Unfiltered. Not PC.
Grab a Twinkie.
If you woke up this morning to find a stranger looking back at you, don’t panic! Reminder: Today is the worst day of the year!
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